Postpartum… Oh, I mean Post-Novel, Depression

Fell in Love With His StyleBe A Novelist

I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of the author Lawrence Block or not.  When I first began subscribing to the Writer’s Digest magazine, Block had a column in each issue. All those years ago, I fell in love with his style and his personality in print. He makes me laugh – at myself as a writer.  He reminds me that other human beings exist in this world who have some of the same goofy emotions that I experience.

When talking about finishing a novel he compares it to after a mother gives birth and then experiences postpartum depression.  His idea for the cure is to jump right into the next novel.  He further states:

We writers tend to regard ourselves as unique specimens of humanity, so it may be reassuring to know that one is not the first person in the world to have finished a novel and wanted to throw up.

Okay, I’m laughing – at me!

Be A NovelistDepression Upon Success

Lawrence Block, in his same silly style, goes on to say that such depression can come even if your novel is published and is a great success. And he asks, “Does that seem strange?” Then he explains, “Here’s how the writer’s mind adds it all up:

The book’s a success. Gee, that’s terrific. But wait a minute. It can’t really be that good. I know it can’t be that good, because I’m the guy who wrote it, and I’m not that good, so how good can it be, huh? Now sooner or later they’re gonna find out it’s not as good as they think it is, and where’ll I be then? And anyway what difference does it make if it’s good or not? Because one thing’s sure. I couldn’t possibly write anything that good again. Matter of fact, I don’t think I could write anything halfway decent again. Come to reflect on it, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t write anything again, decent or otherwise. I think I’ll throw my typewriter out the window. I think I’ll throw myself out the window. I think…”

Okay, I’m laughing again.

You Are Not Alone

Only a writer (or artist of some type) would ever be able to write this. Only a writer (or artist of some type) would ever be able to read this and be unable to suppress the giggles. We SO relate.

I wanted to post this today to reassure you that if your stomach churns and bubbles every time you start writing your novel, or when you think about writing your novel, or when you are in the middle of your novel, or when you have written the last page of your novel, you can now and forever be confident of this one fact – you are not alone.

Just as well keep on writing. It’s the only known cure.

Well, that and laughing at yourself!

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Strunk & White? Funk & Wagnalls? Laurel & Hardy? Shrug.

Time to Enlighten

Not many writers today recognize the famous pair, Strunk and White. So I’ll use this post to enlighten those who may have missed this awesome little book. This is dedicated to all those who don’t know Strunk and White from Funk and Wagnalls, or even Laurel & Hardy for that matter.

The actual title of the book is The Elements of Style; however, I’ve seldom heard it called anything but just Strunk and White.

A little background.  The White of Strunk and White is none other than E. B. White of Be A NovelistCharlotte’s Web and Stuart Little fame.

William Strunk, Jr. was an English professor at Cornell University when he wrote The Elements of Style in 1918. He went on to have it privately published the next year.  His only goal was for the volume to be used in-house for students at Cornell.

White Meets Strunk

A young E. B. White just happened to be one of those students at Cornell. White was obviously quite enamored with his professor because he never forgot Strunk.  Many years later (38 to be exact), White was commissioned by the publishing house, Macmillan and Company, to revise and update the small book for the college market mainly – but also for the general public.

The revised edition sold over two million copies in 1959, and went on to sell more than ten million in the ensuing decades. A far cry from Strunk’s original goal.  (Professor Strunk passed away in 1946.)

How could such a little book make such a powerful impact in the writing world?  After all, hundreds of books have been written about grammar, style, and writing. White himself described it as a “forty-three-page summation of the case for cleanliness, accuracy, and brevity in the use of English.”

Let’s face it. White pegged three essential ingredients for good (and even great) writing: cleanliness, accuracy, and brevity.  And The Elements of Style encapsulates them all.

“Rich Deposits of Gold”

Strunk and White came into my life in my college days. The first copy I purchased Be A Novelistshows the price as $1.95.  (Oh yes, I still have it!) And as White said in his Introduction to the revised version, it contains “rich deposits of gold.”  For me as a fresh, young, eager writer, that $1.95 was a small price to pay for what I learned within those pages. (I have a later copy with $3.95 on the cover. smile)

So what’s in this little book? See for yourself.  You can get your own copy online.  It’s so easy these days.  You can even learn more about both of these men as well.

The endorsement on the cover from the New York Times states: “Buy it, study it, enjoy it. It’s a timeless as a book can be in our age of volubility.

Follow that advice and you will be a better writer. Guaranteed.

Leaving a Legacy

For me, it’s not only the richness of the book, but the legacy that such writers as William Strunk Jr., and E. B. White have left in their wake.  I admire them. I want to emulate them.

I want to leave a legacy as well.Be A Novelist

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PS: And if you’re still not sure about Laurel & Hardy, watch this and have a good laugh.  

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